"You destroyed all of my frozen cats (and one dog)! I'm gunna sue!"

Take note that William Davis, a man who harbored 114 cats (and one dog) in three freezers, didn't exactly say those words, but he is suing the Murfreesboro Police Department for $1.5 million for invading his house and grabbing/destroying his precious animals who had much "emotional value" to him (He was even going to build a pet cemetery for them).

Don't believe me? Check out The Smoking Gun. They have proof that Davis, 75, plans to sue them for taking Pixie Bob, Miss Patchwork, Big Duke and all his other feline friends. Is he being charged for animal cruelty? You don't know the half of it:

The searches resulted in animal cruelty charges being leveled against Davis since conditions in his two residences were deplorable. A veterinarian estimated that carpeting had a half-inch layer of animal feces ground into it and that the stench was so overwhelming it was hard to breathe through your nose without gagging (Davis pleaded guilty to a single animal cruelty count and was placed on a year's probation).

But wait there's more:

The Davis lawsuit, which was, amazingly, not filed pro se, notes that he was keeping one of the frozen cats so that he could submit the animal to the Guinness Book of World Records.

What can I say. People are strange. Very, very, strange.

He really likes cats.